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  • monkeygirl34 reblogged a text post 5 minutes ago

    wrinklefucker:

    godtie:

    fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

    this is fascinating

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    cherru:

    kyoaka:

    do whatever you want with this template

    have fun you guys

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    *runs away*

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  • Anonymous asked a question 8 minutes ago
    Anonymous tell us your most embarrassing story

    jesusinc:

    jesusinc:

    So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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  • monkeygirl34 reblogged a text post 11 minutes ago

    o-dawgtheinvincible:

    sigmarikz:

    certaflyably:

    thirstingaintdead:

    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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  • monkeygirl34 reblogged a text post 13 minutes ago

    aerloxlehkka:

    verhungernde:

    fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

    another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

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  • monkeygirl34 reblogged a text post 33 minutes ago

    driscolldriscollrockandroll:

    hooray for the ladies

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    who are using their fame

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    to get shit done

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    (not intended to be a complete list)

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  • monkeygirl34 reblogged a text post 34 minutes ago

    actualjainasolo:

    darshanapathak:

    Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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  • monkeygirl34 reblogged a photo post 39 minutes ago

    minuiko:

    Irosami + strip paisho

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  • monkeygirl34 reblogged a photo post 2 hours ago

    Book One: Air

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